Jack and the Beanstalk and the Non-MerDer Wedding

Jack and the Beanstalk is a fairytale about how a boy is tricked into SELLING HIS COW for some It is a fascinating story in relation to Alex because it is a story about a boy and his mother. The mother scolds the boy and calls him a fool for taking the magic beans. She throws the beans out the window. The next day the beans grow into a magical giant bean stalk. Jack climbs the bean stalk where he finds a giant castle in the sky. Jack is able to sneak treasures from the giant - most notable a golden goose if I recall correctly. The golden goose lays GOLDEN EGGS. When the giant catches Jack stealing he chases Jack down the bean stalk. Jack is swift enought to hatchet down the stalk killing the Giant who has fallen to his death. They all live happily ever after because of Jack and his stupid trade for some magic beans.

Alex was tricked into buying the cow though. Who got the magic beans in the end? It was Mer and Der. Derek didnt buy the cow in the SF. Mer and Der traded the wedding, the "cow," for the magic beans (the golden goose! the happily ever after!)